Shenanigan Strategist Gifts

'I couldn't help notice, Miss, we seem to be going to the same place.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Cardiac Recovery.

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

Bad times to sneeze

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

In Disguise.

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

"Quit sticking your tongue out at your little brother!"

'I was on my way to school, and some drug-crazed hippies took my homework.'

Furtive Milking

'It's the simple things.'

Cardiac Recovery Unit (surprise party waiting around corner.)

Cat Trap,

Street trader tricking police.

'By the time they realize what's up bear season will be over.'

Bear bends hunter's guns.

"No. I can still see you."

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

Kid has pot stuck on his head.