Size Shenanigan Gifts

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

"Quit sticking your tongue out at your little brother!"

'I was on my way to school, and some drug-crazed hippies took my homework.'

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

'You must have something in my size?'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

I heart my bum.

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

'It's crazy what a peep will eat.'

'We've got it narrowed down to between three and twenty-three pounds.'

'Grab the wand! Grab the wand!'

"I bought it online...I guess size 2 is different in Europe."

'I got caught cribbing from Charley Jones' laptop!'

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

"Do you have this blouse in XXXXXXXXXL?"

"You might fake an illness at home, but here, only a fever makes her a believer."

"...between a medium and a large - I like to call it 'Marge'."

"Looks like someone has been in the garden again."

"I never noticed how much you guys look alike! Que chulos!"

'I couldn't help notice, Miss, we seem to be going to the same place.'

'Mom got our cells mixed up again.'

Man riding a fish

'I demand a second opinion!'

'No Billy! I am not ready to see you yet!'

Boy shouting at and frightening an old lady

"Stealing office supplies, eh? I'm in for murder one!"

"If you give me £1.00, I'll get him to eat your homework for you."