Shenanigan Specialist Gifts

'I was on my way to school, and some drug-crazed hippies took my homework.'

Cat in Tree.

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

"Ready...."

"Quit sticking your tongue out at your little brother!"

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

Two Wise Men & One Wise Guy

'It's crazy what a peep will eat.'

'My brother ate my homework.'

'Grab the wand! Grab the wand!'

"Hey, will you kids stop trying to stick fridge magnets on your Aunt Marge!"

Pensioners Ahead

"Welcome to the Kit-Kat Club"

Elton Coiffeur.

"Looks like someone has been in the garden again."

"I never noticed how much you guys look alike! Que chulos!"

"You pooped all over their car. You gotta expect some payback."

'Oh, heavens no. I was merely speaking figuratively when I said that I wanted to break every bone in his body.'

'I couldn't help notice, Miss, we seem to be going to the same place.'

Football

"Is there anything I can do for extra credit, like give you money?"

Boy shouting at and frightening an old lady

Football Party - bring a broken bottle

"How embarrassing! Tia Carmen thinks Gracie and I look alike. We'll see about that!"

Shape Battle