Identical Twin Pranks Pillows

'Ordinarily no two legal problems are alike. However, in your case...'

Bathroom Fairy

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

'I don't like the look of yours...'

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

'I think you're mistaking me for my twin sister.'

How to avoid a heart attack.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

Identical twins, separated at birth. Both like to...chase cars, take naps, fetch sticks, bark, sit on furniture.

"You look good in that."

"Being a twin is great. I always have a scapegoat."

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

"I'm writing the book everyone has in them and my identical twin is doing the sequel!"

'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

'This is my twin brother. He's going to give you the second opinion you asked for...'

"I knew you'd like this place."

'It wasn't the baby's crying that kept me awake last night...it was my husband's.'

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.

"It's your work. Are you still sick or what?"

'Mom! Make him stop! -- he's trying to sell my dolls on eBay!'

"I've found the problem. Rodney isn't your ventriloquist dummy. He's your Siamese twin."

"You remind me of someone. Oh, yeah, him"

Those bubble wrap kids.

Psst … How can you tell the twins apart? They smell identical!

Computamatch.