Identical Twin Pranks Mugs

'Ordinarily no two legal problems are alike. However, in your case...'

Bathroom Fairy

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'I think you're mistaking me for my twin sister.'

'I don't like the look of yours...'

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

How to avoid a heart attack.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"You look good in that."

'What...you just sold your little sister?!'

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

"Being a twin is great. I always have a scapegoat."

Identical twins, separated at birth. Both like to...chase cars, take naps, fetch sticks, bark, sit on furniture.

"I'm writing the book everyone has in them and my identical twin is doing the sequel!"

'This is my twin brother. He's going to give you the second opinion you asked for...'

"I knew you'd like this place."

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

'Mom! Make him stop! -- he's trying to sell my dolls on eBay!'

'It wasn't the baby's crying that kept me awake last night...it was my husband's.'

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.

"I've found the problem. Rodney isn't your ventriloquist dummy. He's your Siamese twin."

"It's your work. Are you still sick or what?"

"You remind me of someone. Oh, yeah, him"

Those bubble wrap kids.

Computamatch.

'So what did my Father say when you asked if you could marry me?'