Twin Prankster Mugs

"You remind me of someone. Oh, yeah, him"

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'Court's in recess!'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'I can't wait to embarrass him when he's a teenager.'

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

Hole in forty-seven.

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

"I plan to retire when bank robbery becomes legal!"

"Whoa! Are they doing what I think they're doing?"

On a school trip to a museum, a child takes the head of a horse statue and runs through the museum with it.

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

'I think you're mistaking me for my twin sister.'

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

'I fixed the dent in the bumper.'

'Today, dad has cooked and we're well prepared!'