Twin Prankster Pillows

"You remind me of someone. Oh, yeah, him"

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'Court's in recess!'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

'I can't wait to embarrass him when he's a teenager.'

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

The Amazing Mr Sausage

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

"I think we both know who did it...."

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

Hole in forty-seven.

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

"I plan to retire when bank robbery becomes legal!"

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

High school sophomore Kyle Rimnard tests his theory that cafeteria meatloaf cures acne.

"Whoa! Are they doing what I think they're doing?"

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

On a school trip to a museum, a child takes the head of a horse statue and runs through the museum with it.

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'I think you're mistaking me for my twin sister.'

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

'I fixed the dent in the bumper.'