Sibling Pranksters Mugs

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

Bathroom Fairy

"It's alive! Alive!!"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

How to avoid a heart attack.

"Doing chores is very stimulating. I'm always thinking of ways to avoid them."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

'I fixed the dent in the bumper.'

'Today, dad has cooked and we're well prepared!'

"I did my homework, but my little brother took it to his 'show and tell'."

Minor Surgery

"Neither of us are dentists." "True, but we're saving a fortune on candy." "They probably give out healthy stuff." "Let's go next door."

"Getting older at least gives me more time to get my own back on you!"

"Look, Tia Carmen, my moustache is growing in!"

'My brother ate my homework.'

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."