Sibling Humor Lover Mugs

"My sister takes a bath every day - she's a mud wrestler."

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

PET THEORIES

Bathroom Fairy

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk - it's hard to believe we're related.'

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

'A boy? Come on, Mom, you can do better than that!'

'We're drying Jimmy's clothes, mom!'

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'

No date for the prom, green girl? If you ever grow up, nerd boy

Sick Exhibitionist

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"Can I see his resume?"

"Note cards, like a TV talk-show host! Now I can talk intelligently on any subject!"

When I'm a famous actress, you'll be jealous. Wrong. I can't wait to see you in the movies. It's nice that you can enjoy my glamorous success. Or�Enjoy watching you get punched out like the girls in all the action flicks. Great. Hollywood takes over where little brother leave off.

"If I were your big sister, I'd show you how to act right!"

"Just be aware, once you go upright there's no going back."

Trump's thoughts on 9/11

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

101 uses of a dead cat: ladder.

Looking Forward.

"Baldo, can you wash the dishes for me? Or I won't help you with your homework for a month!"

'Please leave your message after the tone...'

"Do you ever just stop and think about all the disgusting things there are to put in your mouth?"

'Here's the deal: I can't dig right now and can't trust other dogs... So, there's a carrot for you each time you dig out one of my bones...'

'hey, hey, hey! Not in the house! Go outside if you're going to throw your little brother around!'

"Calm down ladies! Calm down! There is enough here for everyone so form a queue in numerical order..."

'Sorry, but Mum made me bring my dopey sister along.'