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"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Yoga for Alcoholics

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

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Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Robber on treadmill

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

Fast Food Dieter

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

Pelobong

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

Late Bloomers

'Doc, I'd like you to meet my personal trainer. This should explain a lot about my medical situation!'

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Fitness in church.

'Consider it part of a stimulus package. Do a good job cleaning out the gutters and you get the hole box.'

"I'm telling you, you need to try interval hopping."

Lady keeping fit by skipping with her mouse chord.

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

"Man, that instructor kicked my butt today."

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

"Pace yourself, Mother."

Tandem cyclists

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

'Diets are easy, I've been on loads of them.'

Javelin

'You need more exercise Mrs Pilchard. Why don't you take my dog for his walk?'

Weight washers.