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"Walking in the hall carrying a file folder makes you look busy. This allows you to get an aerobic workout and nobody is the wiser."

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Still Life With Nordic Track

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

Yoga for beginners,

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Late Bloomers

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Cross-country knitting.

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

"Well we COULD tell people to eat less and exercise more, but where's the money in that?"

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

'Consider it part of a stimulus package. Do a good job cleaning out the gutters and you get the hole box.'

"I'm telling you, you need to try interval hopping."

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

Well there's something you don't see every day...

Bored with yoga, the very fittest neighborhood moms start up a "Running with Furniture" club.

Tandem cyclists

Workout Calendar

'This is weird - there's a thin person inside me, TEXTING to get out.'

"Pace yourself, Mother."