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A janitor sweeps a gym with weights on his broom.

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Lemniskate

Still Life With Nordic Track

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

Robber on treadmill

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Cross-country knitting.

Kangaroo jumping rope.

Muhammad Dali...

Stork doing weight training.

Please seat to be weighted.

'This drill has nothing to do with football. I just like humiliating the players.'

A violinist exercises by putting a weight on his bow.

Jack felt much better, now that he was working out.

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

'The exercise hasn't been a total failure. My personal trainer lost 10 pounds.'

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

'Like it'll do any good.'

Pianorobics.

"Walking in the hall carrying a file folder makes you look busy. This allows you to get an aerobic workout and nobody is the wiser."

"He's busy exercising the goldfish at the moment.

"I'm not sure that lifting the remote control is what they meant by 'taking exercise'!"

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! ...'

'You need an exercise program other than bar-hopping.'

Now we're going to work your abs. I think they prefer unemployment!

Golfing Work-out

"Magritte Takes One High and Inside"

John Boy invents warm up exercises