Gym Comic Artist T-Shirts

Stork doing weight training.

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

"I'm starting slowly with a trainer who just stands around talking about his personal life."

Robber on treadmill

Fast Food Dieter

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

Olympic Torch Training

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Easy chair exercise machines

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"Damn speed hump!"

"I love strong coffee."

Woman and sport trainer

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

Stationary bicycles.

Balloons On Barbell.

'Do you have anything that's self-propelled?'

"I have a personal trainer."

Weightlifter