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'I don't think that's what the pharmacist meant when he said 'Take for two days and skip a day.''

"How much does it cost to buy a membership then never use it?"

Woman and sport trainer

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

'I see the marching season's over for the year.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

Ask me about my thick neck.

Unflexible man puts shoes on stall to touch his toes.

"My fitness goal is to be able to shop till I don't drop!"

"Then, someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers."

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

Balloons On Barbell.

The Paul Ryan Workout.

As soon as the owner's back was turned, Bob tried to ride off without paying.

Woman and a dog on a treadmill with a sign reading 'Dinner Is Just Around The Corner'

Weight lifter straining on toilet

Stationary bicycles.

Man in a gym decides to use a sail on the rowing machine.

"How's your exercise class going?"

One afternoon down at the gym.

"Yes, this is the wait room. But it's not for exercising."

"I enjoy working out to show tunes, but I don't think any of them should be 'Baby Elephant Walk.'"

Donald Trump struggles to keep up all of the promises he made.

Cleaner Lifts Weights at the Gym

"I love strong coffee."

Boxer

'If I can touch my toes I can touch dessert.'

'My personal trainer is starting to get too personal.'

"I need to lose weight to fit into my workout clothes."

But Coach, how am I supposed to do chin-ups?

Changing Room Exhibitionist.

'Can you touch your toes?'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."