Creative Fitness Seeker Prints

"Walking in the hall carrying a file folder makes you look busy. This allows you to get an aerobic workout and nobody is the wiser."

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Yoga for beginners,

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

Late Bloomers

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Cross-country knitting.

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

'Consider it part of a stimulus package. Do a good job cleaning out the gutters and you get the hole box.'

"Well we COULD tell people to eat less and exercise more, but where's the money in that?"

Well there's something you don't see every day...

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

"I'm telling you, you need to try interval hopping."

Bored with yoga, the very fittest neighborhood moms start up a "Running with Furniture" club.

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

Workout Calendar

'This is weird - there's a thin person inside me, TEXTING to get out.'

Tandem cyclists

"Pace yourself, Mother."

"Those image resolutions are crystal clear, but it's my New Year's resolutions that are getting pretty fuzzy."