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The rocket powered skiier

Snowmobull

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

Little girl skiing.

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

Man sledging on his stomach.

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

Playing for the jackpot, Wally picks up a nervous tick.

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

Football junkie.

'Tough luck Warren, but it was always going to be hard to get a strike.'

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

Mile high skydivers

Tunnel of Mergers and Acquisitions.

Ski cannon.

"He's bracing himself for disappointment."

A politicians runs from race horses

Sell-Buy-Boom-Bust collisions.

'Stock market volatility never fails to jar Norman out of his complacency.'

The latest fad to sweep the nation's high schools: trampoline shoes.

Santa Snowboarding

"Why do we do this again?"

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

Skier about to collide with a ram.

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and forgot the freaking sleds.'

Lawnmower racing

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