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Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Time to buy.'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

"Dow's up!"

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

'He's chasing the market.'

'Remember, there's nothing to fear, except fear itself and costly litigation.'

Tightrope Walk of Romance

Grexit

'After I bought those stocks of Chinese companies, I felt greedy again in an hour.'

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

Economic

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

'Don't jump Pumroy! Just remember: today's frantic selling can quickly become tomorrow's frantic buying.'

' Love and pole vault'

'Don't jump! The latest market sector bubble to burst is making a turnaround!'

"My favorite time of year is earnings season."

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

Profit Cowboy

'Aren't corporate raiders getting increasingly aggressive?'

'Before you get into the market, Mr. Root, we need to test your pain threshold!'