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Play Ball!

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Time to buy.'

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

"Dow's up!"

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

'Remember, there's nothing to fear, except fear itself and costly litigation.'

Tightrope Walk of Romance

'He's chasing the market.'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

Economic

'After I bought those stocks of Chinese companies, I felt greedy again in an hour.'

' Love and pole vault'

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

'Don't jump Pumroy! Just remember: today's frantic selling can quickly become tomorrow's frantic buying.'

Grexit

'Don't jump! The latest market sector bubble to burst is making a turnaround!'

"My favorite time of year is earnings season."

Profit Cowboy

'Before you get into the market, Mr. Root, we need to test your pain threshold!'

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

'Aren't corporate raiders getting increasingly aggressive?'