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The rocket powered skiier

Snowmobull

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

Little girl skiing.

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

Playing for the jackpot, Wally picks up a nervous tick.

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

Man sledging on his stomach.

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

Mile high skydivers

'Tough luck Warren, but it was always going to be hard to get a strike.'

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

Tunnel of Mergers and Acquisitions.

Ski cannon.

"He's bracing himself for disappointment."

A politicians runs from race horses

Sell-Buy-Boom-Bust collisions.

'Stock market volatility never fails to jar Norman out of his complacency.'

Santa Snowboarding

"Why do we do this again?"

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

Skier about to collide with a ram.

Lawnmower racing

Play Ball!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and forgot the freaking sleds.'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.