Sporty Ride Seeker Mugs

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Ancient Racing

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Bob's Driving School.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

If you're happy and you know it...

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

Too much monkey business...

He likes to make work fun

Pesky students.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Children's Entertainer

"Call me!"

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Computer Controlled Car

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'