School Success Gifts

Cross dressing to improve exam results. [Girls doing better at school.]

Butterfly Woman

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Bullseye!

Business is off the chart.

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

The rope to success.

Win - win

Boom

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"He's my school project for science class."

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

Jumping Man

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"Oh, I can't complain"

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

'Oh, Christ.'

'Miss Henshaw - bring me my trumpet.'

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"