School Success T-Shirts

Cross dressing to improve exam results. [Girls doing better at school.]

Butterfly Woman

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Bullseye!

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Win - win

The rope to success.

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

Boom

Business is off the chart.

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

"He's my school project for science class."

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

Jumping Man

"Oh, I can't complain"

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'Oh, Christ.'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).