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"I'll tell you how I got here - hours and hours of hard visualization."

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

'Nothing at work ever seems to upset you, Mike. How do you manage that?' 'Easy! I try to keep a positive attitude, visualize success and practice healthy self-talk. And that pre-frontal lobotomy I had last year really helps, too!' 'I suppose it does.'

Jumping Man

"Yes the view is nice, but I mostly want people to look up here and think how rich I am."

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

Father to son in office "Son, of course there's more to life than just money -it's power"

Most Likely to Succeed

'Son, I'm leaving you with the 3 vital elements of success - self confidence, sound education, and inherited wealth.'

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'

Money And Prestige

'Did we sock it to someone today, sir?'

'And for those of us still waiting for our big break, let us pray.'

Bullseye!

"I fail to see why this is such an achievement."

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"This is America! Everyone who wants to be rich should be rich!"

'I feel sorry for people who don't make more money than they want to.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

Butterfly Woman

"Where else can you go from the security detail to owning the whole place?"

'I made it to the top the old-fashioned way. I recorded my ex-husband's inappropriate remarks, then blackmailed him.'

'I can't be sure, of course, but I like to think that I wouldn't have let success go to my head.'

Fame/Money/Success/Oblivion.

'Seize another day - this one is mine.'

Does that mean we got the War Office contract, Harris?

'Don't you see Rick - your slump is just a success neurosis. You found your .394 average dangerous, because you fantasised that it would bring about resentment.'

Number One.

"They say you should dress for the job you want."

'Optimism is the key to success. Inside every fat chance, there's a slim chance trying to get out.''

"I'm pretty sure it was rising to the top and not having to answer to anyone that cured me of my habit of muttering under my breath."

'I'm modest, but I'm not very good at keeping it a secret.'