Success Mugs

"I'll tell you how I got here - hours and hours of hard visualization."

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'

Jumping Man

'Nothing at work ever seems to upset you, Mike. How do you manage that?' 'Easy! I try to keep a positive attitude, visualize success and practice healthy self-talk. And that pre-frontal lobotomy I had last year really helps, too!' 'I suppose it does.'

"Yes the view is nice, but I mostly want people to look up here and think how rich I am."

Most Likely to Succeed

Father to son in office "Son, of course there's more to life than just money -it's power"

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

'Son, I'm leaving you with the 3 vital elements of success - self confidence, sound education, and inherited wealth.'

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

'Did we sock it to someone today, sir?'

'And for those of us still waiting for our big break, let us pray.'

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'

Money And Prestige

Bullseye!

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"I fail to see why this is such an achievement."

'I feel sorry for people who don't make more money than they want to.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

Butterfly Woman

"This is America! Everyone who wants to be rich should be rich!"

'I made it to the top the old-fashioned way. I recorded my ex-husband's inappropriate remarks, then blackmailed him.'

"Where else can you go from the security detail to owning the whole place?"

"I'm pretty sure it was rising to the top and not having to answer to anyone that cured me of my habit of muttering under my breath."

"They say you should dress for the job you want."

'Optimism is the key to success. Inside every fat chance, there's a slim chance trying to get out.''

Number One.

'I'm modest, but I'm not very good at keeping it a secret.'

'I can't be sure, of course, but I like to think that I wouldn't have let success go to my head.'

'Don't you see Rick - your slump is just a success neurosis. You found your .394 average dangerous, because you fantasised that it would bring about resentment.'

Does that mean we got the War Office contract, Harris?

'Seize another day - this one is mine.'

Fame/Money/Success/Oblivion.

"I finally acquired enough wealth to buy nearly anything I want but I can't remember what it was I wanted."