Prestigious University Dreamer Gifts

Seeking a gift for the aspiring student dreaming of Ivy League glamour? Our collection honors the ambitious, blending wit and inspiration for the future leaders and creative minds aiming high. Perfect for motivational moments or celebratory milestones.

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"I want to leave my body to Harvard. It's the only way I'll ever get in."

"I want to leave my body to Harvard. It's the only way I'll ever get in." mockup

"I want to leave my body to Harvard. It's the only way I'll ever get in."

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"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major." mockup

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

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'Desert island cartoons - and you?' mockup

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

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"Make a lot of money."

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Continuing education.

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Exam

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'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.' mockup

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

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'So what are you studying, young man?' mockup

'So what are you studying, young man?'

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"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't." mockup

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

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"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees." mockup

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

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I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools? mockup

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

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"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?" mockup

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

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What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans. mockup

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

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"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial." mockup

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

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'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.' mockup

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

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"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me." mockup

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

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'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.' mockup

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

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"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!" mockup

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

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"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!" mockup

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

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"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees." mockup

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

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'It's my application to Harvard...' mockup

'It's my application to Harvard...'

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'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.' mockup

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

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"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation." mockup

"In pre-school I was an overachiever. Now, in first grade, math is threatening my reputation."

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Good luck in your A Levels.

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Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'. mockup

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

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"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!" mockup

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

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'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...' mockup

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

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"I'd put his name down for Eton if I could spell it!"

"I'd put his name down for Eton if I could spell it!" mockup

"I'd put his name down for Eton if I could spell it!"

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'And here's my collection of stock in DiscoCorp... or as I call it, your college fund.'

'And here's my collection of stock in DiscoCorp... or as I call it, your college fund.' mockup

'And here's my collection of stock in DiscoCorp... or as I call it, your college fund.'

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"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!" mockup

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

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'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!' mockup

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

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"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

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