Prestigious School Seeker Pillows

I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'It's my application to Harvard...'

"I'd put his name down for Eton if I could spell it!"

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

I'm interning at town hall for my college transcript. Cool. I'm taking AP classes to boost my GPA. How about you, Twig? I'm working at my dad's nursery. What do you get out of that? Money. Novel idea!

'My parents couldn't afford to send me to college, so they let me spend a night at a Ramada.'

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats.

A girl climbs a ladder of books

'Nobody seems to bother me anymore since I won this.'

"But seriously, medal of honor from the Academy of Sciences aside, who are you?"

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

Boho Bribes

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

Divinity School - Authorized Parsons Only

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

"You got 136? It says here you're genius if you get a 132."

"Your career needs a jumpstart. Rehab is pass?. How about 3 weeks in prison?"

Can you tell me how to sue you for flunking me out of law school?

Entertainment vs Get Serious Committees

'You need to get your grades up...because good grades are an early sign of good credit scores.'

Unpublished Authors of the Big Bangs Theory

"Look dear. . . there I am the first day of school and there you are!"

"I'm doing my part to inspire a blue ribbon school."

"I'll just sit here looking important - then no one will notice that I can't reach my desk."

"While we certainly congratulate you on your acceptance to the University of Hawaii, Sandra..."

'It's a social-climbing wall.'