Prestige Seeker Pillows

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, haven't you?"

"Yes, Justin is a college dropout, but he's a dropout from a very prestigious university."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Money on Board

"I'll just sit here looking important - then no one will notice that I can't reach my desk."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

I've checked sir, but there doesn't seem to be a Nobel Prize for banking.

"But seriously, medal of honor from the Academy of Sciences aside, who are you?"

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

Sauvignon Bonk

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

Likes: $2.

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'Bring me some more power.'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Get me public relations!'

Business Outlook

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

"And this all happened in the last week..."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Tango

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

Glass Ceiling

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'