Pride Seeker Pillows

Hole in one

"I started with nowt and I've still got it."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

That shows business confidence.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"I didn't spark joy."

Sauvignon Bonk

Likes: $2.

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Dog in Daisys

Cactus seats.

Warrior Woman

"I hate it when we fight."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Lounging by the pool

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Thank you bubbles

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

Happy Days Are Here Again

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"