Pride Seeker Mugs

Hole in one

"I started with nowt and I've still got it."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

That shows business confidence.

Sauvignon Bonk

"I didn't spark joy."

"Do you mind?"

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Likes: $2.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Dog in Daisys

Cactus seats.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Warrior Woman

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"I hate it when we fight."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Lounging by the pool

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Happy Days Are Here Again

Thank you bubbles

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."