Prestigious School Hopeful Pillows

"...and the shepherd boy never got into any of the really good schools."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

'It's my application to Harvard...'

"I'd put his name down for Eton if I could spell it!"

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

A girl climbs a ladder of books

"My dad doesn't nag me enough about going to college."

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

"You got 136? It says here you're genius if you get a 132."

"It's all set. We both have enough credits to go to college."

"To be or not to be."

"That's Ruffles, our I.Q.-sniffing dog."

'Of course, that's just an estimate for your children's college costs.'

"Well, I think it's good that he wants to go to university."

"I think we'd better enjoy these table scraps while we can. . . I heard the older child say she wanted to go to college!"

Unpublished Authors of the Big Bangs Theory

"While we certainly congratulate you on your acceptance to the University of Hawaii, Sandra..."

"I'm doing my part to inspire a blue ribbon school."

"They're not rich-rich, but they're rich enough so that we wouldn't feel uncomfortable around them."

"Papi, I'm planning my future. How much money do you have in my college fund?"

"Would a beard make me look more academic?"

'I can go to college after all if you increase my allowance to $50,000.'

"My dad's on my case again about going to college."

'I'd like to go to law school, but I guess I'm destined to become a frog.'