College Hopeful Pillows

"We want you to have fund, as long as it's fun that enhances a college-admission application."

"My dad's on my case again about going to college."

"It's all set. We both have enough credits to go to college."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

'And here's my collection of stock in DiscoCorp... or as I call it, your college fund.'

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

Not The Real Me

"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard."

Universidad

Gracie goes over to the college recruitment tent at a carnival.

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

Contest to enter the University

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

"My dad doesn't nag me enough about going to college."

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

'Well, Gosh...! How did you know I was an incoming freshman...?'

'You're never going to follow me in my trade, Son - you may as well go to university.'

"Do you think about life after high school? Like...what are you taking when you go to college?"

'If you aren't careful, son, you'll be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'