College-bound Dreamer Pillows

'Of course, that's just an estimate for your children's college costs.'

"My dad doesn't nag me enough about going to college."

"I think we'd better enjoy these table scraps while we can. . . I heard the older child say she wanted to go to college!"

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"One year closer to college!"

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

Good luck in your A Levels.

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

'And here's my collection of stock in DiscoCorp... or as I call it, your college fund.'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard."