Collegiate Dreamer Pillows

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Should I mention that I sold my startup for three billion on my college application?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Football Fans

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"Make a lot of money."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Continuing education.

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Exam

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

'It's my application to Harvard...'

Midnight Basketball

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

Good luck in your A Levels.

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'And here's my collection of stock in DiscoCorp... or as I call it, your college fund.'

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'