Luxury Experience Seeker Gifts

Jacket, Tie and Money Required

"First class, or with children?"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

La Table

Bubbly

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

Money Bar.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Convertible. Must be nice."

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

The Day Dreamer.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

The Desert Island Package

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'Of course we can afford it, Reginald. Just get yourself fired as CEO!'

Home Sweet Second Home.

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

"You can enhance your experience in first class by signing up to get live updates of how miserable everyone in coach is."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

'Have you seen these prices George!'

'It's the bill for your trip to France. When you called to ask if it was okay to bathe in Champagne, I thought you meant the place.'

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'