Luxury Experiences Gifts

'It's the bill for your trip to France. When you called to ask if it was okay to bathe in Champagne, I thought you meant the place.'

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

La Table

"I'll give you a few moments to recover from the prices."

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

'Something exotic and wildly expensive for me and a pick me up for my husband when you give him the bill.'

"Very good, one bottle of selection #2815, or as we like to call it, Chateau Cash Flow."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"First class, or with children?"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Bubbly

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Baroque Peacock

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

New Shoes.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'