Luxury Travel Gifts

"Boy, first class sure looks good."

"It's not enough that I fly first class...my friends must also fly coach."

Frequent Flyer Class (excused safety demo)

"And we're pleased to offer a complimentary glass of Champagne to those single gentlement with incomes over $250000 pa who leave us their telephone numbers."

"I want two days and one dazzling night on the Orient Express!"

Man on a flying machine amongst a flock of birds.

Att: Executives! Ask about our 'Ego trip' packages!

"We're looking for a five star hotel with excellent restaurants, facilities, transport and local attractions, but no tourists."

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

'Straight back from a week on the yacht only to find a fine for the firms' anti bribery and corruption systems failure.'

'Travel agency - Ego trips our specialty'

Beefsteak travel, hamburger budget.

'Well, I don't care WHAT you say - it's the biggest hotel pool I've ever seen!'

"We'd like 5 star accommodation but with some interesting poverty nearby."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

Hog's Heaven Travel,,,Pampered Luxury,

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

'Midnight galas, dinner at the Captain's table, the swinging singles bar, exotic tropical nights . . .If I may say so, Miss Winslow, this cruise is you!'

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

N.Y on $10,000 a day

"If you wouldn't book hotels with such great amenities, I wouldn't miss so many seminars."

Excess Baggage: Our advice? Enjoy your vacation while you can.

"Our gold-plus members get live-streaming of economy class so you can see how cramped and irritable they are."

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

"What would you say to doing our divorce at the St. Regis?"

"First class, or with children?"

Woman having tea in a train carriage

"£300 A NIGHT?!? - How much is it just for a day..?"

"We're actually staying in a five star hotel down the road, we just like to spend a few hours in the tent so we can appreciate the difference."

"If you pay enough, they'll let you swim with whatever animal you want."

"This is the life -- I'm never travelling Economy again!"

"They're wonderful places to diet. Everything is so expensive."

Old man: 'I didn't get to tramp Europe in my college days, so I'm going now- first class, of course.'

High flyer