Luxury Travel Lovers Gifts

"Honestly, you could never make me fly coach again after this." - Flying Fish

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"First class, or with children?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

The Family Joules: Part 6

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

The Desert Island Package

"Hell: The Airport"

"You can enhance your experience in first class by signing up to get live updates of how miserable everyone in coach is."

I told you that kid was spoiled.

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

"If you ask me, a day at the beach is no damn day at the beach."

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'My other baby is Mercedes'

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'