Luxury Travel Lovers Gifts

"Honestly, you could never make me fly coach again after this." - Flying Fish

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"First class, or with children?"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

The Desert Island Package

"Hell: The Airport"

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

Intergalactic travel! Chapter 17: Taking the kids along! (ARE WE THERE YET?)

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"If you ask me, a day at the beach is no damn day at the beach."

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

Commuter on the Orient Express