The question is, where does want to go for a walk end and need to go for a walk begin? Existentialist dogs.
Existential Inquiry Lover Gifts
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"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."
"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."
Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.
Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."
Jean-Paul Sartre
reincarnated worm...
"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."
'Hamlet'
'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'
"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."
"Why bother?"
Chiller Theatre
Cats want answer to the big questions in life.
Pastorius wonders why.
"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"
"Needs to get a life"
"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."
A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.
"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."
"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"
"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"
"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"
Extreme Sisyphus
Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook
Optimist
"You need to justify your own existence first."
"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"
"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."
"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"
"I'm learning to live with existence."
"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"
Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7
"Is this who I am?"
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