'I've five minutes to spare, Miss Marsdon, come in and explain the meaning of life to me. . .'
Existential Analysts Gifts
Searching for a gift that resonates with the contemplative spirit of existential analysts? Celebrate their love for deep thought and humor with unique, cleverly designed items. Our collection offers a blend of insightful and amusing products, perfect for inspiring reflection or sparking conversation. Whether for a workplace, study, or living space, these gifts bring a touch of philosophical flair to everyday life.
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."
"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."
Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.
Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."
Jean-Paul Sartre
reincarnated worm...
"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."
'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'
'Hamlet'
"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."
"Why bother?"
Chiller Theatre
Cats want answer to the big questions in life.
Pinocchio's Second Realization
"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"
A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.
"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."
"Needs to get a life"
"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"
God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth
"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"
Zenemies.
Pastorius wonders why.
"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."
"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"
Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook
Extreme Sisyphus
Optimist
"You need to justify your own existence first."
"I'm learning to live with existence."
"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"
"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"
"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."
Existential Analysts Gifts Collection
Existential Analysts Mugs
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Existential Analysts Pillows
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Existential Analysts Prints
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Existential Analysts T-Shirts
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