Extraterrestrial Researcher Gifts

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Take me to your mechanic."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

How am I abducting?

The First Martian Dog.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

How to draw a martian!

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

Elevator Music

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.