Extraterrestrial Researcher Prints

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

How am I abducting?

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

How to draw a martian!

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Elevator Music

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"