Extraterrestrial Thinker Prints

'I'm afraid we'll be forced to play the species card.'

Local Election Results - 'Take me to the leader of the oppostion.'

"I don't care, I'm on the last page."

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Science fiction fans on other planets

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

How to draw a martian!

"Underweird bras."

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Elevator Music

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

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