Alien Exploration Gifts

"We can't circle all night - pick a spot and go!"

'And where have you been all night...?'

'Well, we finally made it back for a visit. Take us to your Pharaoh.'

Alien Abduction Site

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"You left this on our ship."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Hair Crop Circle

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

How am I abducting?

Alien Assumption

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'