Alien Exploration Gifts

"We can't circle all night - pick a spot and go!"

We found three sort-of earth-size planets around a nearby star. Do you think any of them have video games? I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an XBox controller. Proof of video games would change everything. I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy. Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species.

'And where have you been all night...?'

'Well, we finally made it back for a visit. Take us to your Pharaoh.'

Alien Abduction Site

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"You left this on our ship."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Hair Crop Circle

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

Save Our Universe

"I keep on getting these feelings of love, peace and empathy..."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen