Alien Research Gifts

'And people wonder why we're searching for intelligent life.'

"I always wondered if UFO's were real!"

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

How am I abducting?

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Take me to your mechanic."

dog vs UFO...

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Alien Assumption

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

Save Our Universe

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."