Alien Research Pillows

'And people wonder why we're searching for intelligent life.'

"I always wondered if UFO's were real!"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

dog vs UFO...

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

How am I abducting?

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"Take me to your mechanic."

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Save Our Universe

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

Alien Assumption

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"They look like pickles."

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."