Alien Researcher Gifts

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Aliens from outer space come in many shapes.

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Save Our Universe

dog vs UFO...

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Take me to your mechanic."

How am I abducting?

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"They look like pickles."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!