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Wormhole Aliens Killed Sandra Bland

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Aliens from outer space come in many shapes.

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

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'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"Take me to your mechanic."

How am I abducting?

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

dog vs UFO...

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Save Our Universe

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"