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'It's THEM.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

How am I abducting?

dog vs UFO...

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Alien Assumption

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Save Our Universe

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."