Alien Theorists T-Shirts

Show off their extraterrestrial enthusiasm with a stylish t-shirt featuring humorous or thought-provoking alien motifs. Perfect for everyday wear or their next UFO convention.

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"Take us to your most influential power couple."

"Take us to your most influential power couple." mockup

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

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"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here." mockup

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

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"You left this on our ship."

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'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.' mockup

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

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Elevator Music

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'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?' mockup

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

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'Take me to your computer.'

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Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

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'Take me to your auto body shop.' mockup

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

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"Shoulda brought the weed."

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UFO and snowman

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Dustbin monster.

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'If this drilling goes on they are going to find my stash of Martian Dollars I buried as a hedge against inflation.'

'If this drilling goes on they are going to find my stash of Martian Dollars I buried as a hedge against inflation.' mockup

'If this drilling goes on they are going to find my stash of Martian Dollars I buried as a hedge against inflation.'

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'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.' mockup

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

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'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.' mockup

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

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"Do you think it's a form of greeting?" mockup

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

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"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

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'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.' mockup

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

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Crop Circle: Meet the Author

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Robot Attack in Bath

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"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair." mockup

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

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'...and then these two-eyed creatures took me from my spaceship to a four-wheeled vehicle. Nobody believes me. But you do, don't you doc?'

'...and then these two-eyed creatures took me from my spaceship to a four-wheeled vehicle. Nobody believes me. But you do, don't you doc?' mockup

'...and then these two-eyed creatures took me from my spaceship to a four-wheeled vehicle. Nobody believes me. But you do, don't you doc?'

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'Your resume certainly includes a lot of UFO abductions....'

'Your resume certainly includes a lot of UFO abductions....' mockup

'Your resume certainly includes a lot of UFO abductions....'

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"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

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