Alien Invasion Theorists T-Shirts

"Take us to your leader!"

"You left this on our ship."

Alien Assumption

Elevator Music

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

Man fishing while aliens invade.

'Take me to your computer.'

'Quick! Back to the spaceship!'

'If this drilling goes on they are going to find my stash of Martian Dollars I buried as a hedge against inflation.'

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

Robot Attack in Bath

Cows make terrible superheroes

Another archaeological site where some believe ancients had help from aliens.

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

'Of course we're not going to experiment on you. We needed another hand for our bridge game.'

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

Alien Shopping List: Milk, Bread, Bin Bags, Earthling.

I knew we didn't have enough blocks for this thing.'

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

"Our surveillance shows that young Earthlings have portable devices for the purpose of showing funny cat videos."

'You may find a few things have evolved since we abducted you for our research.'

"I'm not sure if this proves there was intelligent life on this planet or not."

'Try not to cause panic - it spoils the meat.'

'Planet earth is doomed! They all look like your mother!'

*Translation: "M'eh-lahni-ah... your mission begins. Depart for 'Earth' and await your instructions".

'I'd steer clear of them on the forth of July!'

"Flying saucer-shaped unidentified cigar"

"Take us to literally anyone but your leader."

"It looks like we've moved way past condition red!"